What's your best unconventional "blessing" like when people tell an actor "break a leg!"
What's your best unconventional "blessing" like when people tell an actor "break a leg!"
In inpatient psychiatry I tell my coworkers "I hope your shift is mind-numbingly boring" or something similar (keyword being boring) because in my line of work, interesting (usually) = bad.
What're yours?
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Instead of saying "bless you" when someone sneezes, I quite like the alternative: "shut the fuck up".
27 3 ReplyEver since middle school, my "bless you" interaction has always been:
- "Bless you."
- Them: "Thank you."
- "You're welcome."
And whenever I sneeze, it's "bless me, thank me, I'm welcome."
Thank you for attending my TEDtalk.
16 0 ReplyWouldn't it still be "thank you"? Funny one though!
2 0 ReplyNo, I mean I say the entire thing to myself. "Bless me, thank me, I'm welcome."
Middle school me started doing it and I've put in no effort to stop.
1 0 ReplyAhh yeah I'm not sure what I was thinking earlier lol
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If I sneeze and somebody says "bless you", my response is "No, but thanks for the offer".
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