Unless you intend to actually use them while covering for the launch with alleged "drills", just like they covered for the invasion with alleged military drills. Either way, you would still hit Russian troops in any case anyway.
Nukes need high explosives. The most modern ones use extremely stable explosives but some of the Cold War era accidents in the US often did go boom but not BOOOOOOOM.
Still bad exploding weapons-grade radioactive material. Thankfully not as bad as a nuclear explosion.
Sending a fissile bullet into a fissile shell to activate a hydrogen payload is certainly a delicate mechanism, but to take so much as a 1% chance of detonating a nuclear warhead that otherwise wouldn't have gone off, escalating nuclear war across the entire earth, is a bad idea and you will never convince me otherwise.
I like to believe that throughout the last century the number of morons shooting any form of projectile at armed nuclear warheads was minimal, but you're certainly making that harder to believe.
Well, sure, but it doesn't change the facts on the ground that you can shoot whatever you like at a nuke and it's exceptionally unlikely to explode.
But if you just want to scream "bullshit" for no reason in the face of the facts then I guess there isn't much point in continuing. Not sure why you just choose to believe whatever you want, but I guess I can't stop you.