if this post gets 16 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

This is the first time the en passant train was in trouble, sure, trouble comes and goes as it pleases, and the Internet is a fickle mistress, but in these trying times, men that make ridiculous images of impossible en passant attempts for no reason gives some of us reason to live, reason to put our pants on, maybe even reason to e4, d3, Nd2, Ngf3, g3, Bg2, and 0-0...

We may never see the day, shame.