Whats the difference between "English is not my first language" bad grammar, and "The only language I speak jmis english" bad grammar?
Whats the difference between "English is not my first language" bad grammar, and "The only language I speak jmis english" bad grammar?
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Its a shame, I would of sworn I had a list of all native speakers and there annoying errors, because that list would of been longer then big ben.
*must..... not........ react, must..... not........ react..... .. . . . .
I'm gonna swap the question around: Are native English speakers having an easier time reading this, than non-native speakers?
Personally, as a non-native speaker, I feel like having a stroke in trying to decipher it. It's like my brain sees regular words, but not the one it expects to follow on the previous ones.
As a native speaker, it's easy to understand (because it's phonetic) but painful to read because the grammar is so terrible.
Yeah, I didn't have a problem reading it. The most awkward part was the weird comparison to Big Ben. The wrong "there" was the first thing to make me pause and then I saw the joke.
It's easy to read, but it also reads like the written equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
Weirdly I was only about to fall for the "then" at the very end of your sentence
Of have drives me crazy!
because that list would of been longer then big ben.
You usually don't compare bells by their length, weight is much more common. Anyway, Big Ben wouldn't be a particular heavy one.
Yeah, I didn't have a problem reading it. The most awkward part was the weird comparison to Big Ben. The wrong "there" was the first thing to make me pause and then I saw the joke.
So hard to understand ><