Is Keir Starmer really a ‘political robot’? If he is, he’s one that’s been programmed to win
Is Keir Starmer really a ‘political robot’? If he is, he’s one that’s been programmed to win
In office, something very different will be required, but steady caution has brought Labour to the brink of power, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
The left is only able to demand that an apparently imminent Labour government be bolder in office because Starmer has got the party to the brink of victory – and has done it by doing the very things they opposed.
Never have I 'this'ed so hard.
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Starmer bots appear to be highly effective. I hear Labour are considering a rollout across the country.
That Keirbot is weirdly hot. Will be holding you responsible if it, or a Keirbot army, features in some bizarre sex dream tonight.
I know right? I suspect Keir Starmer would be much more popular if he was as weirdly hot as Keirbot.
Now there's a sentence I never thought I would say/type.
A whole week later and no bizarre dreams involving the Keirbot army, nor anything related to same.
Which ombudsman do I go to here about this complaint?