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what's so important about him being straight?
Because it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say "no homo" every time he dines
"Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man's dick. It's like no homo bro. It's all about the gains and the blood."
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