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Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies

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LOS ANGELES—Approving the singular exception with a unanimous vote from all 160,000 members, SAG-AFTRA announced Monday that it would continue allowing Tom Cruise to act during the strike for fear of what he would do if he couldn’t make movies. “Hollywood has enough problems as it is without this ma...

Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies

“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."

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