"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Ha, this was my very first thought.
"Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from OK."
I’ll be back
Terminator, terminator 2, commando, running man, twins, total recall, ….
My papa when he went to buy cigarettes…
I won't be back
You'll be back. Soon you'll see.
"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"
Now I have a machine gun.... ho...ho...ho
Hasta la vista, baby
"I'll come back"
"I shall temporarily take my leave, but rest assured, dear interlocutor, that I fully intend to return to this precise location at some point in the foreseeable future, thus affording us the opportunity to continue our ongoing discourse"
May the Force be with you
So you even know who I am? Uh, I think I do. Weren't you one of the little rascals?
It's got electrolytes!
Plants crave them!
"It's got electrolytes and shit!"
The Thirst Mutilator!
I'll have one after I'm done baitin'
Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!
"One ring to rule them all..."
One ring to find them
One ring to to bring them all...
Fly, you fools!
"It's just a flesh wound"
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Wilson!!!!!
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
1.21 GIGAWATTS?!
GREAT SCOTT!
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
INCONCEIVABLE
"There is no spoon"
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
It's really too bad right wingers / incels love using the red pill as a metaphor
"Leeloo Dallas Multipass"
Super green!
Big badda boom!
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.
Oh hi Mark.
"Hello there"
General Kenobi!
"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Ni!
I posted this as well. You beat me. Nicely done!
Edit to say that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"
I don't just know the movie this is from, I also know the movie the movie is from!
Angels with filthy souls!
You can't handle the truth!
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"
Hasta la vista, baby.
Also "I'll be back"
“I’m the party pooper!”
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"THIS. IS. SPARTA."
The first rule of....
"And my axe!"
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.
Multipass!
She knows what a Multipass is
4 STONES 4 CRATES. 0 STONES 0 CRATES
Shaken, not stirred.
"Sir, Mr. Bond has just reached the bar."
"Impossible. I killed him last year and even if he survived: How could you possibly tell him apart from all the other guests? He gets a whole new face every few years."
"He's the only one who orders his martinis 'sHaKEn, NoT StiRrED'."
"I see. Good work, Barman."
Ni!
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Be excellent to each other!
I'm not locked in here with you...
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
“Uh dude, where’s my car”
Alright, alright, alright.
"I know kung fu"
Guns, lots of guns.
Show me
There’s no place like home
Game over man!
One ping, only.
Yer a wizard, Harry
Hey, you guys!!
Nazis, I hate these guys.
Tis but a flesh wound.
"Life, uh, finds a way."
As you wish!
My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die
Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?
Inconceivable!
Mawige
Twue wuv
Dude what does mine say? Sweet what does mine say?
NO MORE AND THEN!
aaaaaaaaaaad theeeeeeeeeeen...?
we can't stop here, this is bat country
I see you shiver with antici…..
pation
—
And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:
- I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
- Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
- peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
Alrighty then
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! Hey you...
Life is like a box of chocolates
Life was like a box of chocolates
Life is like a box of shit?
“It’s Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party on!”
Where we are going, we don't need roads.
Said before every hike.
Great Scott!
Say "what" one more time
What?
That'll do pig
"This is SPARTA!!!!"
Make it so
I’m your huckleberry.
His name is Robert Paulson
inconceivable!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads.
Yo Adrian!
Cooper, this is no time for caution
African or European swallow?
The Holy Grail is so full of recognizable quotes that you can quote several lines from pretty much any scene and it'd be recognizable.
As you wish.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip?
It's Morbin' time!
"Luke, I am your father!"
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
"I can't let you do that, Dave."
"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
And amusingly it's not "Luke", it's "No, I am your father"! One of the most commonly misremembered quotes in film history.
True, i went of memory. It's been a long time I've seen the movie.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
"I'm shocked--shocked!--to find gambling going on here!"
"Your winnings, sir"
(sotto voce) "Oh, thank you very much."
Say hello to my little friend
"Bitches leave"
I don't like sand
The greater good (the greater good)
"Those aren't two pillows!"
"Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues."
"It's showtime!"
"That's not a motorcycle, baby. It's a chopper."
"You're a daisy if you do.'
"Mr. Blutarsky. Zero-point-zero.""
"I want my two dollars!"
"So THAT'S how it is in their family."
We can't stop here. This is bat country.
I'll be back
May the force be with you
Put that cookie down! NOW!
"Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"
Are you talking to me??
He's the hero they deserve but not the one they need.
- “Go ahead, make my day”
- “ Do you feel lucky, punk?”
- “ Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee; today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it. A lotta sugar. I just came back to complain.”
- “Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
- “It’s a hell of a thing, to kill a man”
"Show me the money!"
Get to the Choppah
She doesn't even go here!
You go, Glen Coco!
Let's put a smile on that face.
You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off.
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
"But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Why male models?
"On va manger des chips !"
Cool. Cool cool cool.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Just some household chemicals in the proper proportions...
"It's Morbin time!"
Almost had me?
You almost had me?! You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!
Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
I love how I can instantly know all these quotes.
"Get away from her you BITCH"
Another classic everyone here should know.
Better yet " FUCKING A man"
This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
I feel the need....
Ass to ass!
"I have been fucked like that since grade school"
"His name is Robert Paulson."
"This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits."
"She's just polishing the brass on the Titanic, it's all going down man."
"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."
"What hump?"
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
"Whatever the heck I want, gosh!"
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No! Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."
"I can't believe you came on my mom."
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"'Sweet,' what's mine say?"
1 Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
2 No shootout?!? No shootout?!????
3 The horror.... The horror....
4 Pop quiz, hotshot....
5 Draw me like one of your French girls..
6 Tetsuo???? Kaneda!!!!
7 on this, the day of your daughter's wedding...
There’s a beveridge here man!!!
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
Dadinho é o caralho, meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno, porra!
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
I'M WALKIN HERE
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
Frankly dear Scarlet, I don’t give a damn.
From now on, I want to be called Loretta.
Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!
Don't shoot Wayne Gale!
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."
There's loads.
I don't recognize that one
"Did you kill anyone?" "Just cops" "No real people?" "Nah just cops"
Put the bunneh... back in the box.
The Needs Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few
You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
As you wish.
My sandwitch, it was innocent!
Has any of you seen scanners?
What?!
"A loud fart is honourable. A medium fart is tolerable. The softer windbreaks are terrible. And the wilent ones, unbearable."
