Back in the day guys used to study animals and develop new Kung Fu styles like Mantis, Crane, or Tiger.

What do guys do today? Go to the local sports bar and get loaded and pick fights. Can't even do Drunken Boxing. Men need a serious overhaul.

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I invented Pistol Shrimp style where I punch you so hard you explode
- Damn let's see Bruce Lee's one inch punch top that.
- I have also read Terra Formers and this is one of like 3 things I remember from that series
I'm inventing a fighting style called Corgi
It's where I run up and snuggle you.
- Kill 'em with kindness, I like it.
i also watched kung fu panda. what species is master shifu? does he do rat style or something? chinchilla style? does master oogway do turtle style?
- He's a tanuki
  
  Balls too small
They're still studying animals: Dolphins, Bears, Bulls, whatever a Packer is, etc
- Now Dolphin style kung fu I'd love to see. First underwater fighting style
  
  The style's greatest weakness is the Trout Pout.
  
  Screaming and punching people with your nose.
- whatever a Packer is
  Named after their sponsor, the Indian Meat Packing Company waaaay back in the day
  The legends go that they would hang their defeated opponents from meat hooks and then sell them to Usinger's to be turned into living sausages that they'd race for sport
  
  And somewhere out there a bunch of zoo animals sponsored the other professional teams!
If you want to learn new martial arts styles with totally impenetrable technical terminology check out various larp groups.
I study with sifu joe Rogan doing karate at the wrestle center for several hours a day.
I have learned the following ancient styles
Cooked Elk Meat
Shaved Head
Chimp Kills Old Woman
Autoerotic Asphyxiation (Frog Kisses the Scorpion)
Jaime Pulls That Up

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