Reform voters ‘no understand why Nigel no live in big London house’
Reform voters ‘no understand why Nigel no live in big London house’
Reform voters across the country have been left bemused as to why Nigel Farage hasn’t been installed in 10 Downing Street after such a successful evening at the polls.
“Me no get it,” explained Reform Voter Derek Williams, with a deeply furrowed brow and finger in his ear.
“Nigel won. Nigel get house. Nigel the big boss now?” they queried, with all the political sophistication the Reform party has come to rely on during the election campaign.
“Where Nigel? WHERE Nigel??”
When it was explained to Derek that Nigel won a single constituency, out of 650, and that Reform MPs can actually be counted on one hand, Derek looked ever more perplexed.
“Consti-chewsy? Nigel win election. Not Consti-chewsy! Nigel WIN! NIGEL STOP BOATS!”
At this point Derek began to get agitated, and it was decided it was best to calm him by returning him to his natural habitat inside a Wetherspoons with a copy of the Daily Mail in front of him.
If Reform voters could read, they’d be very upset
satire and irony are locked in a death struggle
Satire and irony eventually fuse and become "Satiny."
Seems nice at first until you realise what it costs you.
i saw that coming, but i still don't believe it
Spot on!
Now we need an interview with a Tory voter who believes that those dangerous socialists just kicked Churchill out of Downing Street...
why is the thumbnail photo one of Dara O'Briain?
It isn't though?