I don't have, like, weird hang-ups with sex being mentioned on the internet, so I'm not sure what you're going for here. Like I get it's supposed to be an insult, but you can really do better. I believe in you!
Is it insulting that I sucked your dads dick? Are you saying your dad can do so much better than me? I know I’ll never be your real mother but I’m trying to make him happy! I’m sorry that’s not enough. I hope we can have a civil conversation about this one day
Go ahead, call your volcel police, their jurisdiction doesn’t hold weight here!