I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I'd like to go visit.
Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you're being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.
I do this sometimes as a treat for myself. The rest of the time I'm way too poor to afford it.
I know chaturie is supposed to be an appetizer/shared, but given the cost of everything, it's now my dinner, and I'm not sharing.
Not anymore it isn't. I remember my parents getting a weeks worth of meats and cheese for €15 making the same wage as i do now.
I would now pay roughly 50€ for a similar selection, so no more meats and cheese because i also pay triple the rent they did for a house half the size.
No i'll never stop complaining about it because my wage 10 years ago paid for a lovely house and allowed me to enjoy life by working out like the beast i enjoy being and now i'm left empty handed beside a load of skills that my employer deems worthless but a requirement nonetheless.
Make it make sense, because i'm certain we deserve more than what we currently get.
Amen.
The wages didn't change, but the cost of everything sure did.
This timeline sucks.
Hell yeah
Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.
The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues
It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.
cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta
I am a cheese board purist, can't eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese
Don’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.
You just cracked this thing wide open
Olive ciabatta is sooo damn good
I stick with the wood. More fiber.
Ha! not if I'm vegan!
Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes
Don't forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.
Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
God damn do I love a good bruschetta
Yay I love chartut... the uh sharcutery... the meat and cheese on a board
Sharkcoochie board
How do you feel about crew do tay?
Adult lunchables
Charcuterie, but it doesn't include the cheese actually, it's the name of the type of meat preps
to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
Shark cutery
sharcutery
Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?
Tagliere salumi e formaggi
Sometimes it's Grain liquor and slim jims (happiest expression)
I don't know 'bout y'all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.
The trick is to have wooden teeth.
Ah the George Washington strategy.
Bold of you to assume we can afford any of that.
My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me... It's glorious
Would.
Meet amd cheese
Don't forget the wine
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