For a short moment I thought she was referring to the life support.
Doesn't make the joke funnier per se, nu a lot darker
My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.
He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try
Huh didn't realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn't think they were particularly bad.
I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.
I love Coldplay, but this is just funny
For a while they were like Maroon 5 level over exposed. I don't think I've heard a song from them in a while though.
My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled "IN SATAN'S ASSHOLE".
Viva la vida
You joke but music memory is literally the last thing to go. In fact, if you ever want to help the nurses care for your relative with dementia, make 2 playlists / mixtapes of their favorite songs. One Playlist of calming songs for them to sleep to and to listen to when they're upset, and one Playlist of exciting songs for when the physical therapist needs to get them up and active!
My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she'll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.
"speak-singing" is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it's an entirely different part of the brain.
Please stop, that's beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺
So that's gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.
My gran grans favorite "get up and go" songs.
- My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
- Magic Stick
- Put It In Your Mouth
- Look Back At Me
- Deepthroat
- Pussy Monster
- Anaconda
I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, "Now I wish I was also deaf."
Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.
I can see and I'd be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.
I read this as if she was on life support.
I saw her as an old southern girl like that lady from the notebook.
Did you mean, "turn IT up"?
Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.
Is that a kind of yellow?
Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it's doggy do, and they were all BEIGE
I think they misspoke. They probably meant to say Nickelback, not Coldplay.
Does anyone else hate Nickelback, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, and Maroon 5? Upvotes to the left
OMG I never dared to say this out loud, it‘s so controversial yet so true!
People hate Billie Eilish?? I don't go out of my way to listen to their stuff, but that latest song "lunch" has been getting a lot of radio play, and it's fuckin hot, like what's not to like
I'm just indifferent to Coldplay and can't even remember who Maroon 5 is. I've also never listened to Billie Eilish, but she has the worst case of resting bitch face I think I've ever seen in my life.
Remember this amazing game?
Years later and that album launch is still traumatizing folks XD
