"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"
My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.
Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.