‘RANDOM FLUFF #67’ [OC]
‘RANDOM FLUFF #67’ [OC]
I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.
Cucumber is the best bit of salad
35 2 ReplyYou do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.
12 2 ReplyYou can just let me have them!
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I love cucumber, my wife hates it and I thought she was weird. Now I'm wondering if I'm the weird one. Think we should get a poll started
14 0 ReplyYes. We definitely need yet another thing to divide us. 😉
11 1 ReplyEat dirt, cucumberless hipster!
Fight me!
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This is the next cilantro...versy. Gerkin-gate. Cuke-spiracy
6 0 Replynow i want a shirt that just says “cilantroversy”
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Well I am 100% certain I am weird and I like cucumbers
However we need a larger sample as correlation == causation
4 0 ReplyI hate pickles AND cucumber*!
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*exceptions for chicken/tuna salad (relish) and alcoholic beverages (cucumber)
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I've never disagreed with something harder in my entire life. I love cucumbers
I used to eat them whole when I was a kid
9 0 ReplyEven better with just a pinch of salt
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What about pickles?
5 0 ReplyPickles are the spice of life itself
1 0 ReplyEven worse! Those are waterlogged green turds with the subtle flavor of battery acid. 🤢
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I don't like cucumber or cherry tomatoes (regular tomatoes are fine). That's why my salad of choice is a Caesar. I did try a cucumber lime Gatorade once and was surprised by how cucumbery it was. If you like cucumber, it's probably the best Gatorade because it actually tastes like the thing it says it does.
5 1 ReplyCucumber infects whatever it is in.
5 1 ReplySame, but with celery. Celery alone is fine, cooked is fine, in an omelet is fine, with peanut butter is fine...but not-NOT in a salad
4 0 ReplyThe main problem with salad is the lettuce. I prefer "Greek" salad which I make mainly out of cucumber and olive oil
4 0 ReplyRIP 😞
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