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You put this invasion of my privacy the fuck away, RIGHT NOW!!
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There was a major deadline last sunday. 10 minutes past midnight, I got a mail from a student...
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There have been too many fucking times where I worked on an assignment, finished it, forgot to submit and then didn't remember that until midnight. Ive made it with seconds to spare before but I've also missed it by tens of minutes. There was at least one time (that I can think of) where I got a zero for submitting single-digit amounts of minutes late before and the professor wasn't hearing any of it. I think it was either 12:03 or 12:05.
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Thought for sure I was in the ADHD community
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Topic Sentence Concrete Detail Commentary Commentary Concrete Detail Commentary Commentary Closing Sentence
The above formula for paragraph structure saved me a lot of time. Sophmore english teacher stubbornly forced our class to use it and it was probably the best writing lesson I ever received.
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I call doing calculations like these self-defeating maths
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easy esse
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Or you could, like, make it now?
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But why do that when I can watch this five hour YouTube documentary on the history of the chicken wing?
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But if I edit the word doc in notepad and rip out some of the metadata to corrupt it, I can submit it now and have another week to procrastinate before actually starting.
Unfortuanlty some professors got smart about this. "Submit as PDF and it if it don't open its not my problem"
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All papers are due at 11:59 p.m. Thursday night, must be emailed as a plain text email, not attached as any proprietary format. You can also drop papers off physically at my office until 16:00 hours Thursday afternoon.