Anon hates their family
Become medieval doctor, become the master of leeches.
I’d unironically kill myself
I would have never gotten in this position in the first place.
If this dude genuinely has depression, then yeah, no shit. Congrats on being healthy.
Learn more about laziness and realize that you're in the wrong here, check out Laziness Does not Exist for more. Alternatively, do it then, you're not contributing to society anyway?
Already tried👍