Baldur's Gate 3 characters were super-horny due to a bug, Larian admit
Baldur's Gate 3 characters were super-horny due to a bug, Larian admit
Baldur's Gate 3 is a relentlessly horny videogame, Alice B wrote back in August, and that certainly describes the shock…
I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.
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I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae'zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.
However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn't take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I've heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I've been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I'm at the end of Act 3 now and they've not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.
EDIT: clearer wording.
Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like "it fizzled" and why my boy wyll won't pound my demon receptacle? Because that's a little upsetting
we must of course transmit the wyll to you in a receptacle
Lae'zel was just like,
"You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now."
Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like "go fuck someone else tonight, but DON'T WASH, I'M INTO THAT SHIT"
My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.
My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y'all are too late I'm a Shart main
Typo or kink?
I finished the game today and it never happened.
If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.
I was at the door of the final fight as I wrote the comment and finished the game later that day.
