Terrible things happen to people you love, you have two choices in this life. You can laugh about it or you can cry about it. You can do one and then the other if you choose. I prefer to laugh about most things and hope others will do the same. Cheers.
I mean do whatever you want but it just comes off as repulsive. like a stain of shit on the new shoes.
This is public space after all, not the bois locker room so that might be embarrassing for you.
And you know you can always count on me to point stuff out so you can avoid humiliation in the future