Fight me.

This has been solved they are both calzones. https://cuberule.com/

I like this statement because it’s successful on two levels. You can also argue over whether “pop-tart” counts as one word or two.

Salsa is fruit salad.

Your kids are poorly behaved

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Star Wars is for kids.

Windows user freedom > Linux

Ads have saved the internet

Valve games suck

Rs3 is better than osrs

Cybersecurity Professionals are mostly useless

I don't believe all of these but I do know they would start a fight with at least me.

Tool is overrated

Raviolo

Cereal is a soup

You lost the Game.

Hot pockets are strombolis.

The creator correctly says "jif"

Your lifestyle causes climate change.

Pop tarts are wellingtons

all kind of fermented food is expired produces.

I prefer controller over m+k

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

I thought about this a lot recently after someone said it, ::: spoiler my opinion is that No, a hotdog is not a sandwich because it is meat inside of a single piece of bread. If you accidentally broke the bun into two pieces you could argue that you've made a hotdog sandwich because the meat is still called a hotdog and you've got two pieces of bread. That some sub sandwiches are a single nearly split piece of bread I view as an implementation detail moreso than a defining characteristic and not enough to say that sandwiches can be a single piece of bread. :::

A ravioli is a sandwich.

I want to fight you

Just once I'd like to see one of these "x food is a y" posts that actually makes sense.

Skub

Three words are absolutely sufficient:

You wanna fight?

Both pop tarts and ravioli are dumplings.

Ravioli is a sandwich.

That's six words

Rogue-likes are killing video games

Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

Pop Tarts are either toast or a calzone.

Pizza is an open-faced sandwich.

0 isn’t a natural number

Wanna start a fight?

You are not the father

all pasta is garbage food

edit:LOL