"reality tale" by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands

Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone, oh baby Telephone and tell me I'm your own!

Hot take: the world would be a better place if you could turn princes into frogs by kissing them.

Given how she's holding him, she's probably into kinky stuff