I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.
No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.
- square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
- step back into range
- look at fist to make sure it's still there at the end of your arm
- wind body up for maximum beyblade power
- make contact with target using the side of your wrist
- leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
Goddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?
How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.
Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?
He must have had a washing machine.
Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.
Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground
Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block... /s
Most stiff-wristed tankie.
Must have a wrist brace on lmao
Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.
IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!
F in the chat for nato😔
F
My shitty translation:
NATO vs the landing
Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)
I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.
Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.
Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.
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We got him.
