Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint

Another reminder to never say anything in the internet when it's attached to your real identity

Heh, try that in a small town.

"What are you gonna do, arrest me?"

gets arrested

I had to laugh so hard while reading the article. What could go wrong?

Looks like we have another fuck around and found out.

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,” he allegedly said. “I guess I’m gonna need a lawyer.”

The comment:

Carillo in one post said Harris doesn’t “have a snowballs chance in hell which is exactly where you’re going and soon. I will cut your eyes out of your FUCKING head” and “will make sure you suffer a slow agonizing death."

He said he would “personally” set Harris on fire “if no one else does."

Carillo said Harris is “going to regret ever trying to become president because if that ever happened I will personally pluck out her eyes with a pair of pliers but first I will shoot and kill everyone that gets in my way that is a fucking promise.”

Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?

They've really normalized this shit to the point they don't understand why it's wrong...

It's just like 1/6, there's a few that are serious and dangerous, and they're hiding among a large group of fucking idiots and using them as human shields.

Normalizing violence is something fascists always do before the actual violence, they're getting people desensitized to the idea of it.

Imagine the level of training to attain such a perspective:

Hoist with his own Google review:

Ouch, the stupid:

approximately 4,359 posts/replies

Give or take

Good job FBI, who knows whether he was serious but there’s a reason there’s an exact statute for this and he actually had weapons - not a good look buddy.

This is why you only threaten politicians that are already dead.

For example, pissing on Ronald Reagan's grave, the deceased shitty actor just to be clear, is still on my bucket list.

Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!

Fuck around and find out.

Imagine living in a country, proclaiming yourself as rabidly patriotic, and not even knowing some of its most basic laws.

Tangential but also relevant; I worked in a larger construction company until a year ago and it was multi state. Imagine my surprise when word spread that the FBI was looking for an employee in another department regarding 1/6. Before Jan 6 he had been filmed jumping up on a table at the local Costco with a megaphone and spewing filth.

There are always signs.

For these mouth-breathers, "'Murica! Freeeedum!" means:
Whatever lazy, angry, ignorant, all-viscera-no-brains image I cooked up while living alone and bitter in a neglected and crumbling old house with a few "KEEP OUT!"/"TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT" signs around the goddamned perimeter.

Their tiny little minds live in a tiny, narrow and flat, miserable little world. And here's the kicker - that's the way they want it, out of sheer lazy inertia.

What a dumb ass.

iT wAs JuSt A pRaNk BrO

I don't think the nickname Crapler Harris is going to stick.

At least this guy will no longer have access to guns after this.

"Frank Lucio Carillo" I hope now that his name is out there that he doesn't get the same treatment that he gives to others.

I remember how worked up I could get when I was a child in the internet.

I used to write very poor emails absolutely livid whenever a videogame journalist would write a piece about how Nintendo should give up making consoles and just focus on games.

Sounds like he should run for Congress. The Maggots would protect him

The charged offense is punishable by up to five years behind bars upon conviction.

What's the over/under on this guy getting off without spending a day behind bars?