I like that the valet is devoted

If you’ve ever met any long-term gay couples you already know that there always is - to some degree - one Bert and one Ernie.

"A known wobbler with a devoted valet" also describes Jeeves and Wooster quite well 😁

This is how historians would describe a legendary satirical author and the guy he lived with his entire life and kissed in public.

Not gay, but I'm definitely the wobbler to my counterpart's valet.