Can't count to three.
9 0 ReplyDick don't work
9 1 ReplyForced ad watching.
7 0 ReplyCan't afford treatment.
3 0 ReplyOnly getting older.
3 0 Replymounting rootfs failed
2 0 Replya sad story using only 3 Words
1 0 Replya sad story
1 0 ReplyI am sad.
1 0 ReplyCondom, never used.
81 1 ReplyMusk still rich
63 1 ReplyMy Arch broke.
56 0 ReplyBack to work.
53 0 ReplyReddit still going.
55 3 ReplyFor sale: baby
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36 0 ReplyIn our bed?!
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29 0 ReplyLiberty is kil
29 1 ReplyFour more years.
26 0 ReplyActually, it's GNU/Linux
26 1 ReplyGood dog, stay.
25 0 ReplyDonald Trump exists
27 2 ReplyI loved you
24 0 ReplyNeed baby shoes?
23 0 Reply"a sad story"
24 1 ReplyTrump's third term.
22 0 ReplyThe condom broke.
22 0 Replyendless economic growth
21 0 Replydeleted by creator
21 0 ReplyIt wasn't milk
20 0 ReplyYou tested positive.
20 0 ReplyWe never learn
22 2 ReplySqueezing cheeks. Urgent!
19 0 ReplyTight couch, ouch!
18 0 Replybaby, no shoes
17 0 ReplyShe died first
16 0 ReplyTechnically not cannibalism!
16 0 ReplyNo more cheese
16 0 ReplyCan't escape capitalism.
17 1 ReplyToothpaste orange juice
14 0 ReplyCat hates you.
14 0 ReplyGod creates man
13 0 ReplyWar never changes
13 0 ReplyOut of coffee
13 0 ReplyThe prompt said sad, not horror
13 0 ReplyStill no sleep
13 0 Replyburnt my toast
13 0 ReplyWant to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
13 0 ReplyBrown bathroom walls.
13 0 ReplyDead Harambe timeline
12 1 ReplyMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
11 0 ReplyGrandmother at twenty.
11 0 ReplyCells dividing uncontrollably.
11 0 ReplyYou were late
11 0 ReplyDick went flaccid.
10 0 ReplyWelcome to Jonestown
10 0 ReplyBent my wookie
10 0 ReplyOut of tacos
10 0 ReplyRemembering cringey memories.
9 0 ReplyAsshole out again.
9 0 ReplyShaka, walls fell.
9 0 ReplyWant fart, afraid
8 0 ReplyThe cancer's back
9 1 ReplyThis is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
8 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
8 0 ReplyMutually assured destruction
8 0 ReplyYour wife died.
7 0 ReplyFriends, family... Gone!
8 1 ReplyMy poop red
7 0 ReplyQueer Moroccan. End.
8 1 ReplyI swallowed shampoo
7 0 ReplyNew motorcycle, tetraplegia.
7 0 ReplyCrowdstrike strikes crowd
7 0 ReplyGlobe is warming.
6 0 ReplyChewing aluminum foil.
6 0 ReplyIs this Loss?
6 0 ReplyHedgehog mom crushed.
6 0 ReplyPlease God no
7 1 ReplyPlease come home
6 0 ReplyAlas, still depressed
6 0 ReplyPregnant at 55.
6 0 ReplyThird world war.
6 0 ReplyStill not dead
6 0 ReplyDon't love him
5 0 ReplySo long, friend.
5 0 ReplyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
5 0 ReplyThey were young
5 0 ReplyCrib for sale
5 0 ReplyI wanna die.
6 1 Reply45 and 47
7 2 ReplyI was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
5 0 ReplyPlease don’t forget
5 0 ReplyIt's not yours
5 0 ReplyYour cat died
6 1 Replytriumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
5 0 ReplyCooking fell over.
6 1 ReplyGarbage bag ripped.
5 0 ReplyTook the kids
4 0 Replyexpired inner child
4 0 ReplyThe house's gone
4 0 ReplyYou're not hired
4 0 Reply(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
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4 0 ReplyTrafficked by mum
4 0 ReplyThe only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
3 0 ReplyWater pipe burst.
3 0 ReplyTell my wife...
3 0 Replyundeleted by administrator
3 0 ReplyMajor data loss
3 0 ReplyGone and forgotten
3 0 ReplyIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
3 0 ReplyTried but died.
2 0 Replystill they remain.
2 0 ReplyThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
2 0 ReplyDog leaves room.
2 0 ReplyBaby shoes, sold
2 0 ReplyBlinds raise more
2 0 ReplyEveryone wore black.
2 0 ReplyO, no right
2 0 ReplyDropped my ice-cream
1 0 ReplyJust keep waiting.
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We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
1 0 ReplyWeird men rule.
1 0 ReplyNot my leg.
1 0 ReplyToilet rise watering.
1 0 ReplyBaby adoption: cancelled
1 0 ReplyNo wheels, cardboard
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