Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.
Have a treat, Crunchy.
69 1 ReplyYou leave Gordito out of this!
48 0 ReplyOurs:
Rocket (F) - Age 10
Keanu (M) - 8
Lorelei (F) - 2
Willow (F) - 4 months
39 0 ReplyThey're all adorable!
19 0 ReplyAre the last two named after characters from "The Devil Came Through Here" trilogy?
5 0 ReplyLorelei:
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend
Willow was my wife's choice, not sure where she got it.
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chalupa do go hard though
34 0 ReplySoup... Tomato Soup
27 0 ReplyMy boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .
26 0 ReplyWhatever,
Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:
Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.
23 0 ReplyMy daughter named her fish Sushi.
5 0 ReplyMy partner's parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak
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my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment
- kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
- bungus
- bungle
- baby cat
- snoozer/sleepyhead
22 0 ReplyYup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.
5 0 ReplyMy cat's name is Elliot because he's got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface
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Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.
21 0 ReplyI have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.
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Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.
Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?
14 0 ReplyMothers' maiden names are so crazy and random too, don't you think?
7 0 ReplyEspecially when that side is fresh from slavistan.
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My girl cat was named GirlCat.
11 0 Reply3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).
11 0 Replytell crush I say meow
2 0 ReplyI appreciate it, but Crush crossed the rainbow bridge a number of years ago (not because my dad sat on him) after a long and happy life
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Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.
10 0 ReplyHey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.
10 0 ReplyMomcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.
One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things
The other is named Spots because she has spots.
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I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor
9 0 ReplyDog is named cat. Cat is named dog!
9 0 ReplyMy cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.
8 0 ReplyMy girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)
9 1 ReplyI'm not sure you understand how rhyming works
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Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔
7 0 ReplyI love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️
7 0 ReplyAnd here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)
7 1 ReplyWait till you see Augustus Magnus the cat And his brother Brutus Maximus the other cat
2 0 ReplyLucius Vorenus Catus approves!
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My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.
5 0 ReplyHow is this so accurate?
We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.
5 0 ReplyI just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.
5 0 ReplyJonni now?
Joanie?
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Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.
4 0 ReplyIt is as much of an honor to be named after Taco Bell items!
4 0 ReplyI know a boy cat named Apollo
4 0 ReplyWhatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.
4 0 ReplyMmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito
4 0 ReplyMy cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.
5 1 ReplyTramp, ASCII and Neo?
12 0 ReplyHeh, good guesses.
Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she's stripey).
Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise).
Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).
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Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.
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Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.
4 0 ReplyMy kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.
3 0 Replyone of my girl cats is named after a song about cigarettes, the other named after a video game tribe
2 0 Replymy girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes
2 0 ReplyI think Dweezil suits her just fine.
2 0 ReplyFigaro is not amused. Run, while you can.
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