Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics
Universe: Ew... No.... Blocked.
Fermi couldn't have come close to guessing the real "Great Filter" had something to do with an app called Snapchat...
58 1 ReplyBrilliant pun on "filter" btw π
10 0 ReplyThe whole universe is censored. Matrix anyone?
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Make sure to have an arrow pointing at the butt with the label "probe goes here."
27 0 ReplyTaking dick pics to a galactic scale.
26 0 ReplyHave you seen us? We're pretty fucking sexy.
23 0 ReplyDepends where you look. I'm at Walmart, so...
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They're already on Voyager.
21 0 ReplyNo I'm using jerboa
26 1 ReplySpecifically this one which I find especially haunting:
Like not only are we intelligent life, we look like this, and we look like this on the inside, and we have technology that can see ourselves on the inside. And we just thought youβd find that neat.
19 0 ReplyWhat setting do I need to toggle for that?
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Damn, there be some horny-ass Captain-Kirk-wannabe astronomers out there.
10 0 ReplyHave you seen Star Trek? The entire point to boldly go where no man has gone before is to boldly cum where no man has came before.
TLDR, nerds be horny.
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