A story on how u/Lost_My_Mind didn't use the toilet while sleeping.
A story on how u/Lost_My_Mind didn't use the toilet while sleeping.
Hilarity Ensues
Edit: Swapped link to a screenshot
Link to post: https://lemmy.world/comment/11837413
What the fuck is damn straight…
Brain: Hey I’m gonna use this time to rearrange wires. You don’t want to be around for this because the wires are you; we have a whole system to keep you out of the picture
Dude: I’m gonna do a hack so I can be in the picture
Brain: I don’t think that is a good idea
And lo and behold, it was not
Weirdly I often have dreams where I need to pee and will pee in the toilet but after I'll think "man, I still need to pee. I guess I didn't finish." And will try to finish peeing, trying really hard to get it all out, like straining. Only to finally wake up with my alarm needing to pee really bad.
I am thankful for my unconscious bladder control.
Oh yeah similar dreams have happened to me where I was peeing but the need to pee didn't subside while I was going. So I just spent an enternity peeing in the dream without getting any relief.
I was going to say that's happened to be before, but then it got to the wierd part and I couldn't relate lol.
Yeah first part has happened to me too. Pissing in the dream thinking I'm passing in real life, then wake up and no piss but I do have to get up to go piss in the bathroom.
That was a fun read lol, but yes, what the fuck was that
Hilarity did Ensue! Thank you!
This redirects me to a porn post...
Edit: in the sync client it redirects me to some porn post. When I copy the link through the menu, it copies the correct link.
It was a challenging wank but I wouldn't call it porn
That is an interesting bug. So it looks like the linked comment belongs to a post on lemmy.world. but if I go to the post with the same ID on lemm.ee (NSFW) https://lemm.ee/ then "post/18776512" which is the instance you're on, then it is indeed porn.
I'm using the sync client and was directed to the correct post.
This is how I find out my new friend is a crazy person 😂😭
What can I say, other than THATS.... slaps chest twice ....HOW I ROLL!!!
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(Seriously though.....have you SEEN my screen name???)