… Stalemate?
47 1 ReplyCheck, mate.
49 0 ReplyOh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
45 0 ReplyAs an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay
10 0 ReplyPretty sure it's en passant
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It’s a queen
7 0 ReplyCouldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise
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Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
24 0 ReplyRIP to a legend.
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Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
20 1 ReplyThis joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
11 0 ReplyI didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
17 0 ReplyBillmate, atheists.
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the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
9 0 ReplyThree hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.
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https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
9 0 ReplyIf you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well
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King me!
7 0 ReplyGuy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"
6 1 ReplyWhat's wrong with that horsey?
4 0 ReplyThat's the shrimp piece
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Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
2 0 ReplyStale Mate? Or is that the queen in his hand?
2 0 ReplyCheque please
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