What are some lingering Redditisms, or generally annoying internet conversation trends, that you wish would end already?
Redditism 1: "It's the internet. You are allowed to swear."
I hate when some very grown-ass adult says that because someone didn't cuss enough for their taste. I swear all the time in my posts here but I still find that shit really, really tryhard and it seems more immature than not saying the naughty word to me.
Redditism 2: Ending a rebuke with a question mark when it's not a question to make it sound extra snippy.
I've heard this being compared to a "vocal fry" and maybe it is, and coming from CA, vocal fries were often said out loud as a form of subtle hostility toward people perceived as lessers, such as retail and restaurant workers. If you need an example of what I'm talking about, it usually goes something like this:
Poster: "I think (opinion)."
Redditism enjoyer: "You're wrong?"
Redditism 3: "Do you need help? Who hurt you? Help is available if you need it, buddy!"
This one is the worst one I can think of right now because it contaminates even the very possibility of showing sincere care and concern for someone else. It comes loaded with the implication that the person that was "hurt" or "needs help" is fundamentally wrong and should shut up. Fuck that ableist shit, forever.
Nothing you see on the internet is real. I mean this. Even if you have video of something, video and audio can be altered. Conversations can be edited to take things out of context. What especially is not real are comments by anonymous posters that are walls of text without any pictures, videos, or third party sources. R•dditors will gobble up anything they see. Absolutely nothing in whatever "Am I the parental legal relationship finance ask me about Bill Gates" subs are real. I hate they accept it as real. I hate they have hundreds of comments discussing these things that aren't real. I hate how it creates feedback loops for reactionaries to post as evidence of something being real when it's not. Pics related:
Their humor is awful.
Every sub is astroturfed or a government psyop, but they will pretend like their sub is not. Any fandom, hobby, or whatever niche will always have corporate stooges posting on behalf of the company. Any criticism of anything in those topics will be attacked with vitriol and real users will join the side of the stooges. Hall monitor getting buddy buddy with the campus cops energy.
Their taste in art is awful. R•dditors will only go bazinga for paintings of attractive women, pop culture shit, and "realistic" art. Any abstract art or art with historical significance is frowned upon. Any experiments people do in niche communities are given contempt. The truth is, their taste is completely kitsch. Your aunt with Bettie Boop posters and Minions furniture has more artistic sense.
Their taste in music is awful.
They are deeply unserious about film. Yes, Requiem for a Dream is disturbing. No, it is not the most disturbing thing ever filmed. I'm not trying to be an edgelord. I just think Come and See, Antichrist, or Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer are all more messed up than two women sharing a double dildo. Also Quinton Tarantino is a hack.
Referring to r•ddit outside of r•ddit. YouTube comments do not link to anything when you write "r/whoosh." There was nothing to be gained by adding "r/" other than making yourself look like a dipshit. Nobody on Instagram understands your stupid fucking bacon whale joke or whatever the fuck.
They are flat-out wrong about so much shit I cannot believe others believe what is being said. For example, they will make predictions on Pokémon cards for people to "invest" in and end up getting dunked on by Nintendo or whoever runs Pokémon right now. But nobody learns the site is full of shit and they will continue to lose money. Hint: collectibles have never been good investments.
That's all I have for now. I do not go to that site. I've never had an account there. Occasionally in the past I'd stumble onto something from searching, but that was enough exposure to make me hate the site. Unfortunately, they have spread to other parts of the internet and exposed us all to brainworms.
I think the general tendency of taking something mildly funny and grinding it into a flavorless paste. The demure and mindful thing that's making the rounds right now springs to mind.
I just remembered one more, and it may count as a hot take for some that like using it themselves, but "it's almost as if..." prefixes to sentences are really fucking grating and reek of the same passive-aggressive condescension that the other mentioned Redditisms do.
I think people only say that though when people swear but censor their swearing i.e. "f*ck", which, imo, is very silly to do, like, no more half measures, walter
I think most of these things ITT are fine when people here do them. the grossness really seems to be associated with the culture of reddit and worse sites.
Sesursoj can have a little repetitive language, as a treat
It's not solely a reddit ism and I'm not immune from doing similar things but when it's just the same tired jokes over and over in reply to articles or whatever.
Like say it's an article about Russia doing anything and invariably there's a homophobic joke about Trump and Putin being gay together. Again and again. Over and over. Like watching a train pass by where every car looks the same.
I keep seeing this sentiment expressed after some nerd drops a link to something bad or unpleasant, where people reply to it with "what a bad day to have eyes" or "what a horrible time to know how to read." I understand having a visceral reaction to distressing content, but taking the time to express that in a cliché internet slogan is very odd to me, almost feels like a psyop to help people cope with being told disturbing things are happening with empty acknowledgment.
Redditism 1: "It's the internet. You are allowed to swear."
I hate when some very grown-ass adult says that because someone didn't cuss enough for their taste. I swear all the time in my posts here but I still find that shit really, really tryhard and it seems more immature than not saying the naughty word to me.
Listen. I like to swear and I swear a lot. If someone doesn't want to swear, ok, that's not their way of expressing, but I want my right to be angry as fuck and swear because I am angry. So what if I am grown ass adult? I mean, kids shouldn't swear, but if I as adult will be called out or censored because I want to tell that, for example, Kamala should go fuck herself for financing the genocide, then something isn't right. Unfortunately, I will never see her face to face to tell her that in her face, so the internet is the only way to send that message to the void. You wanna tell me she doesn't deserve it? Or Trump? Or Putin? Or Netanyahu? Come on. They deserve worse than "fuck you".
In the end, wtf are we talking about here, are we really going to tell people what they can or can't say? If someone wants to swear, let him swear. The internet is an awesome place for that because IRL sometimes you should and need to suppress that need to send someone to their mother's pussy.
The other thing about grown ass adults swearing and acting like immature fools, just go and see Taiwan parliament, lol.
Anger and fury are best expresses through swearing and if you came to my country, you would faint when you'd hear how creative we are in swearing. 😁
But Norwegians are the cutest. Their only cuss word is helvete. 🥹