As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
277 2 ReplyI think it's the clitoris?
175 0 ReplyHa easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
154 0 ReplyMaybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
134 1 ReplyFrance, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
45 0 ReplyU.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
85 0 ReplyMonaco got stung by a wasp.
42 0 ReplyFun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
62 0 ReplyThe real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
37 0 ReplyOkay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.
65 0 ReplyThat's Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
7 0 ReplyGreater Catalonia.
17 0 ReplyOh that's easy. Connecticut
44 0 ReplyThat's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
18 0 ReplyI mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
50 0 ReplyThis is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
36 0 Replycan'talonia
31 0 ReplySprance, duh!
48 0 ReplyGreater Monaco
it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
29 0 ReplyClearly that's Outer Spain
14 0 ReplyFor everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.
12 1 Replythat's the holy roman empire
39 0 ReplyThis genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.
27 1 ReplyI've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist
35 0 ReplyLooks like Whatthefuckistan to me.
13 0 ReplyWhat’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
39 9 ReplyTIL France and Spain have a taint.
8 0 ReplyThat would be France's Testicles.
23 0 ReplyAquitania?
8 0 ReplyHemorrhoidia
14 0 ReplyShush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...
20 0 ReplyMan, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
27 0 ReplyThat be Australia I know this is a fact as I have an Iq of 172 according to a website quiz I cheated on.
16 0 ReplySprance. Duh
17 0 ReplyThat map isn't America therefore none of it exists
25 0 ReplyThat is Svwenborgia. It is only on maps for rich people so the poors can't find it and ruin like they do to all things like Twister and refrigeration.
11 0 ReplyOh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
20 0 ReplyAs an American, would you like it to be a country?
23 2 ReplyGreater Catalonia.
22 0 ReplyLooks like the EU to me
10 1 ReplyAtlantis was here all along.
21 0 ReplyThat’s obviously Morocco, pfft, everyone knows that.
6 0 ReplyI can pick out Italy, France, Portugal, Spain. Is it that country with ancient world history dating all the way back to classical antiquity? -you know, uh Atlantis?
6 0 ReplyCanadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.
Is it Greece?
Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now
12 0 ReplyKingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia ✅💯
7 0 ReplyAh, Khura’in! I admit, I was always curious whether the locals were offended by the way the Ace Attorney series depicted them as corrupt.
5 0 ReplyWest Sardinia Best Sardinia
5 0 ReplyMonsteraco
14 0 ReplyIt's where the sea people come from
4 0 ReplyAustralia, right?
10 0 ReplyI'm fairly certain that's Atlantis.
12 0 Replylol That’s the Swedish Dominion of Greater Ytterbia.
10 0 ReplyMediterranistan
11 0 Replyput that map away, we need to keep the secret country hidden, you never know who could be reading this
5 0 ReplyThat's the part of France that I want to visit.
10 0 ReplyIt's... Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though...
8 0 ReplyLooks like eropagnis to me. A bit lost though.
7 0 ReplyDid someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
10 0 ReplyThey decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.
8 1 ReplyIt’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.
8 0 ReplyThis map is fake, Listenbourg isn't even here.
9 0 ReplyGood ol’ Meme-a-stan. President: R. Astley.
6 0 Replyduh that’s lake superior
8 0 ReplyThat my dear friend would be beautiful little Africa.
5 0 ReplySouth Hexagon
7 0 ReplyTyrrhenian Sea
4 0 ReplyI'm not good with maps, but show me a picture of the wild grass and maybe I can guess it.
5 0 ReplyIs that the hat?
2 0 ReplyEsperain
5 0 ReplyEasy! Bielefeld
6 0 ReplyThat's Dementia...
3 0 Replyshrimpistan
3 0 ReplyListenbourg from Lidl
6 0 ReplyPetoria
6 0 ReplyI believe that's the European Union free trade zone for bidets and electric kettles. Metric cash only, please.
5 0 ReplyThe most expensive country on the med.
2 0 ReplySongesand.
2 0 ReplyLooks like a country that could use some Freedom™.
4 0 ReplyAix-en-Provence
3 0 ReplyAndorra?
4 0 ReplyGreater Belearia
4 0 ReplyThat's Ukraine.
3 1 ReplyAll I know is they speak the lenga d'oc there.
2 0 ReplyThat's megandorra. Andorrassive?
4 1 ReplyAndorra has been up to something...
3 0 ReplyAmerican here, that's the nation of Taured.
3 0 ReplyHave you heard about sharks in european lakes?
3 0 Reply🎵 *Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? *
2 0 ReplyA non existent country, maybe part of France/Spain?
2 0 ReplyThis is a bigger problem
Edit: Added link
1 0 ReplySpanceatalia.
1 0 ReplyI think I can name two countries pictured on that map.
1 0 ReplyThat's Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.
1 0 Replywhy the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We're not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?
4 8 ReplyIs there any point being made here by pretending it's clever to have made a fake map to use for AMERICA BaD purposes? I don't get the joke
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