U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
Oh that's easy. Connecticut
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
That map isn't America therefore none of it exists
Greater Catalonia.
Atlantis was here all along.
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
Greater Catalonia.
Hemorrhoidia
Looks like Whatthefuckistan to me.
I'm fairly certain that's Atlantis.
That is Svwenborgia. It is only on maps for rich people so the poors can't find it and ruin like they do to all things like Twister and refrigeration.
Mediterranistan
For everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.
Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
That's the part of France that I want to visit.
lol That’s the Swedish Dominion of Greater Ytterbia.
This map is fake, Listenbourg isn't even here.
Looks like the EU to me
Aquitania?
Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia ✅💯
It’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.
It's... Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though...
duh that’s lake superior
TIL France and Spain have a taint.
They decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.
Looks like eropagnis to me. A bit lost though.
South Hexagon
That's Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
I can pick out Italy, France, Portugal, Spain. Is it that country with ancient world history dating all the way back to classical antiquity? -you know, uh Atlantis?
Petoria
Good ol’ Meme-a-stan. President: R. Astley.
Easy! Bielefeld
That’s obviously Morocco, pfft, everyone knows that.
West Sardinia Best Sardinia
I believe that's the European Union free trade zone for bidets and electric kettles. Metric cash only, please.
That my dear friend would be beautiful little Africa.
put that map away, we need to keep the secret country hidden, you never know who could be reading this
Ah, Khura’in! I admit, I was always curious whether the locals were offended by the way the Ace Attorney series depicted them as corrupt.
Tyrrhenian Sea
Looks like a country that could use some Freedom™.
Andorra?
Greater Belearia
It's where the sea people come from
Andorra has been up to something...
American here, that's the nation of Taured.
shrimpistan
Have you heard about sharks in european lakes?
That's megandorra. Andorrassive?
Aix-en-Provence
That's Dementia...
The most expensive country on the med.
Songesand.
🎵 *Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? *
That's Ukraine.
Is that the hat?
All I know is they speak the lenga d'oc there.
This is a bigger problem
Edit: Added link
Spanceatalia.
