France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
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Monaco got stung by a wasp.
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
That's Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
Greater Catalonia.
Oh that's easy. Connecticut
That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
For everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.
Looks like Whatthefuckistan to me.
TIL France and Spain have a taint.
Aquitania?
Hemorrhoidia
That map isn't America therefore none of it exists
That is Svwenborgia. It is only on maps for rich people so the poors can't find it and ruin like they do to all things like Twister and refrigeration.
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
Greater Catalonia.
Looks like the EU to me
Atlantis was here all along.
That’s obviously Morocco, pfft, everyone knows that.
I can pick out Italy, France, Portugal, Spain. Is it that country with ancient world history dating all the way back to classical antiquity? -you know, uh Atlantis?
Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia ✅💯
Ah, Khura’in! I admit, I was always curious whether the locals were offended by the way the Ace Attorney series depicted them as corrupt.
West Sardinia Best Sardinia
It's where the sea people come from
I'm fairly certain that's Atlantis.
lol That’s the Swedish Dominion of Greater Ytterbia.
Mediterranistan
put that map away, we need to keep the secret country hidden, you never know who could be reading this
That's the part of France that I want to visit.
It's... Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though...
Looks like eropagnis to me. A bit lost though.
Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
They decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.
It’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.
This map is fake, Listenbourg isn't even here.
Good ol’ Meme-a-stan. President: R. Astley.
duh that’s lake superior
That my dear friend would be beautiful little Africa.
South Hexagon
Tyrrhenian Sea
Is that the hat?
Easy! Bielefeld
That's Dementia...
shrimpistan
Petoria
I believe that's the European Union free trade zone for bidets and electric kettles. Metric cash only, please.
The most expensive country on the med.
Songesand.
Looks like a country that could use some Freedom™.
Aix-en-Provence
Andorra?
Greater Belearia
That's Ukraine.
All I know is they speak the lenga d'oc there.
That's megandorra. Andorrassive?
Andorra has been up to something...
American here, that's the nation of Taured.
Have you heard about sharks in european lakes?
🎵 *Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? *
This is a bigger problem
Edit: Added link
Spanceatalia.
