Too many of you are g*mers

And the Buddha said,

"Who would enlighten the gamers,

If I were not here among them?"

Man walks into therapy office

Tells doctor he's depressed, has to spend time at the office with people who make his life hell

Doctor leans back, says "You should relax, play a calm game of Mario Kart"

Man starts weeping and says, "But doctor, it's a me, Mario!"

Drum roll, hold for laughs, fade to black

Yeah but have you seen this dope as fuck tankie gamer mouse?

Counter argument, what better thing is there to do than play Mario Kart while hitting the Mario Cart?

In this house we enjoy Disco Elysium.

You will put on the horrific necktie.

You will trust Evrart to find your gun.

Whatever has happened, whatever will happen, you will make this face through it all.

Okay but hear me out

Runs away

tbh I find it hard to comprehend that some people literally never play video games. I can understand not every day, but never? genuinely incomprehensible to me

I occasionally play a video game but I am not a gamer.

fucking trapped in the context of all the games played before

the posts about gamers aren't about how games suck. they're about how gamers suck because they're all racist ableist shitheads who don't want people less good at them or less able than them to be able to enjoy games

The Gamer™ is a fascist who is annoying and makes video games their entire personality. Not all video game treats are bad

Yeah that's cool, anyway we're playing smash bros and got room for one more

No, you misheard, we're actually gay-mers, homosexual amphibious humanoids.

your laughing

they reduced lara crofts breast size slightly and your laughing

Gamers truly are the most oppressed class...

I do be gamin

Yeah, I'm a gamer, what are ya gunna do about it? Ban me for gaming? Huh, we truly are the most oppressed minority.

You are not alone... there is an underground of us anti-gamers still fighting the good fight.

We have a plan to take down the gamers once and for all.

I think you might be ready to join us.

But first I need to know are you prepared to go all the way gueybana?

This is about that shitty Fromsoft post isn't it

I'll have you know some of us are also so obsessed with dunking on treat culture that it ends up taking away more of our precious limited time on this earth than just playing games. So there.

Last time I played a game was Stardew Valley like, a year ago. I do watch my friend stream on Twitch though, for the hang. Does this make me a voyeur gamer?

Gaming is one of thr few places people can attempt to taste a world without capitlaism. Like, everytime capitlaism touching gaming it gets worse. I am a shitty enough white guy that seeing capitlaism destroy NPCs primed me for radiclaization as a youth. Like I didn't yet know a better world was possible but I was tasked with creating a better world for the pixels in my care and I got to see first hand how liberalism was a failing tech tree.

Lmfao invested in the cause?

double barrel shotgun

You mean super shotgun?

Never been a Gamer, but I did used to play too many video games. Carpal tunnel told me to fuck off and find a new hobby though

You would not have this attitude if you had played Persona 3

what's your problem with gamers

Sorry I am physically incapable of engaging with most of the real world because none of them will protect me from the plague and my own precautions are a thin plank against a tidal wave of plague rats so a video game and books are pretty much all I got to keep me sane in this compulsory asylum you all have me locked in. There would be no greater joy on this good green earth for me to touch grass as you all love to say but every other fucker on that grass will kill me by simply breathing on me and none of them seem to give a shit no matter how nice or mean I am about it, so back to Etheirys I go…

quick edit to apologize to OP because I know this is a joke post but there are some very heavy-handed, not-very-jokey “video games suck and you suck too” responses floating around here that I can’t abide. Video games do suck, sure wish I could go volunteer at my Communist Org For Building Communism like you and all your badass friends, except they (and probably you too bitch) are all carrying airborne death and won’t do anything about it. Fuck you.

I feel like a martyr getting banned from c/videgames and starting this discourse.

Bold of you to assume I have time for gaming. Though I suppose this past weekend was a rare exception.

I mostly play hexbear.net, I really enjoy the hot take > upvote game loop

The best part is I can have my treat while dunking on the treat lovers

If Stalin were alive today, he would be a top eSports player and streamer. It's literally impossible to understand Marx' theory of value if you have less than 350 hours in League of Legends. You are a fake leftist. You should log out until you read some theory (4 hour youtube essays about how women ruined videogames) and do praxis (playing Fortnite)

I am only here because I fully support the DPRK ,fuck gamers ,they should all be ########