True story: Taco John's, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two "6-packs and a pound" which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn't order any diet coke).
I've been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won't even shit on their cars.
Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(