I mean he's not wrong... i got reassigned and got surgery multiple times in recess Tuesdays before math... thankfully it was a pair number of times so I stayed the same gender after school
Oh I remember we had a big bag of rainbow cookies one time and they made you gay, and the only gay guy in school was eatting them but they were apparently really good so we figured out if you just ate an even number you'd end up back straight again.