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26 0 ReplyArthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
7 0 Reply"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."3 0 Reply
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
25 0 ReplyWong Wei
4 0 ReplyI found this place on vacation.
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Mulva
22 0 ReplyNice to meet you, I'm George.
...welp, I gave it a shot.
7 0 ReplyDOLORES!
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Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
20 1 ReplyThat's rich.
12 0 ReplyIt's Dick.
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I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
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Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
14 0 ReplyI knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
6 0 ReplyThere was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
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Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'
11 0 ReplyDickinson
11 0 ReplyIncontinentia Buttocks.
11 0 ReplyShe has a husband, you know...
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- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
10 0 ReplyIn high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
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- Margaret "Peg" M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
9 0 Reply5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need
9 0 ReplyHarry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
9 0 ReplyJanny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
8 0 ReplyPaging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...
7 0 ReplyJenny Talia.
6 0 ReplyHarry Balzac
6 0 ReplyMike Hunt.
6 0 ReplyI went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
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Phil McRevis
5 0 ReplyMy first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.
5 0 ReplyI don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank4 0 ReplyVaginia.
4 0 ReplyJanus Hugh
3 0 ReplyHugh Mungus
3 0 ReplyHugh Jorgens
2 0 ReplyHugh G. Rection
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Dick Turner
2 0 ReplyFellatia
2 0 ReplyRichard Trickle
2 0 ReplyIn a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."
1 0 Replydunno. Cant think of any.
1 0 ReplyMike Hawk
1 0 ReplyAl Bendova
1 0 ReplyHarry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
2 1 ReplyHey.
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Antone Kroc Wort
1 0 ReplyHint: "Krock" sounds really similar to another word and "Wort" sounds like wart
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Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
1 0 ReplyAsanti Tea Drinker
1 0 ReplyMike Litoris
1 0 ReplyHugh Dick
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