Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)

Ever seen Red Dwarf? There was a talking toaster in that.

Yay talkie

Make the upper one more mustache-y by making the stache longer than the lips and bend it downwards on the outside.

Is the Toaster related to Hitler somehow? If not then the latter.

I mean still the vague connection gives the character some meat
Nah. Hitler would be an oven.

Toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Don't use toaster 1.

Counterpoint: toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Use toaster 1.

One is them is angry, the other is furherious

I choose option 3

I agree. This is the best.
This is how I keep seeing option 1 where the longer line is a chin/fat roll 😅
I only see the mustache now

Number 2. Unless you firmly believe there's no such thing as bad publicity.

2

What's the first supposed to be, Adolf Toastler?

Good friend of Kettle Hitler

And they sit next to each other on the kitchen counter at Führer house
- The house looks more like Jamie Hyneman with his barret to me.
Oh, man... sorry it's coming off like that. Since it's called the Humorless Toaster, the main inspiration is Ron Swanson. At least that's what I was going for...
- Imo It would be hilarious and not confusing if you just used a cutout of the real ron Swanson mustache.
  
  Idk how legal that would be or other solutions around said potential legality though.
- Ah. I think the moustache needs to be wider for that. Also, a label might be in order. Ron Toasterson or something.
- Yeah you got the mustache in that realm. I don't think it was intentional, but Hitler really did ruin the shortened mustache look.
- Just slap on a brown cutout mustache
- Have you tried a design where it has a mustache for a mouth? As another lemming described, wider and wavy at the bottom. And then it can move up and down when it talks?
  
  Edit: quick and dirty mockup. This would be my vote
Upvote for Hitler. OP, I don't know if intended, but a certain German politician was the first thing coming to mind
The mustache is much too wide. I don't know why everyone sees Hitler.
- Hitler's mustache was initially longer, however there was a decision to trim it. There are various theories as to why it was trimmed and shaped into the toothbrush as we recognise it for today.
😂

The second. The nose-mustache of the first is confusing.

I can’t believe this isn’t a joke

Oh no, the Hitler particles have crossed the human toaster barrier.

I think the second one. Assuming the middle bit is a nose, fewer details make for better deadpan toaster expression

2 for me. 1 took longer to parse.

1 has more character

2, but make him look more indifferent and less angry I think.

😑

Like this?
- Yep
Totally agree, 2nd face but I think straighten the eyebrows so he doesn't look mad

Der Humorless Toaster ist nicht hier fur dein scheisse!

NIEN!

Definitely 1 💯

Definitely #1. But you can't ever make any reference to it looking like Big H in the game. Just make it so people say "... is that supposed to be Hitler?"

Thank you, yeah was going for more of a Ron Swanson, but now I totally see how people can see The Notorious H.I.T.
- HIT? Hitler Is Toaster?

Depending on what you're going for, 1 and give them a German accent. Otherwise 2.

Wasn't going for German that's for sure, although...

I kinda like #1, but as the mustache being his mouth and the other kind being formed into crossed arms

For anyone curious, the game I'm working on is kind of inspired by The Stanley Parable, and you can check it out on Steam, maybe even wishlist (it would help a lot) : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2336120/Do_Not_Press_The_Button_To_Delete_The_Multiverse/

2 for sure one has a confusing mouth-stache

Who let out 426?? I thought I was supposed to be in a windowless room!

(/j)

reference

ICYMI, the joke is about SCP-426

Never heard of that site, but it was very interesting to learn about myself.
God ~~that is~~ I'm one terrifyingly upbeat SCP while still being very anomalous.

Edit: forgot to follow my theme (read my SCP entry to understand I guess)