Skip Navigation

Gaming @beehaw.org

coyotino [he/him] @beehaw.org

5mo ago

is this true?

Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh...well i don't really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question....

104 comments

But I've never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
- ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
- Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
  
  Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
- Damn that's exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out

Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
- i'm putting you on speed dial

Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
- You're a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though

MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill

Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
- there's a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between "Duck" and "Hunt"
  
  Lol
- Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse

Isabelle, just Isabelle

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
- Kirby for smash
  😏
  
  Guess I don't exist as I don't play either.

Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.
- Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
  (I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)

Luigi and Fox
- Whoa now save some for the rest of us
- Be, uh, careful with that barrel roll.

HAHAHAHA King Boo and Kirby. In that order. Annoyingly it works well.
- Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.

Link and Young Link
- that is...hm....
  
  Oh...I didn't even see it until I typed it.

Shy Guy
Ganondorf
- Muy suavamente
- Fem but Dom?

Rosalina, teddy bear / sm red wheels
Lucina
- "you think this is cute? wait til you see my sword."
  
  Just don't compare mine to Marth's ...

Rosalina for Kart and Isabel for smash. I wonder what that would make me?
- you always like to be in control

cat peach
wii fit trainer
what does this mean
- Whore
  (Like all other combinations)
- How you doin'?

Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
Hi, I'm Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)

Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I'm a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that's actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.

Petey Piranha
Mewtwo
No idea.

Kart: Mii w/MegaMan suit
Smash: I don't play
😒
- Welp, you don't get a choice, you're asexual now whether you like it or not. Meme says it, so it's true.
  
  That's not what asexual means.

Toad in the streets, Link in the sheets.
You know, I think that's accurate.

Waluigi for both.
- I assume this is a self own because Waluigi isn't in smash

Dry Bones and Toon Link. Ut-oh.

Mii in the streets, Captain Falcon in the sheets? The first one sure, but I have yet to Falcon Punch a pussy and am also not into degradation.
- 🤣

Isabelle in MarioKart and... Young Link in Smash Bros... ☹️

Yoshi and Marth. In summary, I am what they call a "basic bitch." Minna, miteite kure
- My beginner Japanese says that means: "Everyone, watch please?". Is that about right? I'm still struggling with conjugations
  
  That is the translation I've seen, so kudos! It's Marth's default taunt voice line. I got really used to hearing it back in the day, usually interrupted as my cockiness got punished.

Villager (fem)
Samus, also been playing shulk recently
- Samus, also been playing shulk recently
  zero suit samus and shirtless shulk, of course?
  
  No, standard samus. But zero suit samus is,,,,,,something. As for shulk. Good Ariel's I guess. Don't use the modes often

Villager for Smash,
Mario/Rosilina for Mario kart.

Baby Peach and Peach.

Metal Mario and Captain Falcon. What does that mean?
- hard on the streets, fast in the sheets.
  
  Oof

Baby Rosalina and Kirby? Idk what that would mean.

Metal Peach and King Dedede 😏
- You're not afraid to throw that thiccness around

Hmm. My mariokart is Peach on the purple motorcycle and I don't play Smash
- Ace rep, nice
  
  Ace doesn't mean if you have or want sex or not, just whether you experience sexual attraction to others.

Dry Bowser/Rosalina in the streets, Cloud/R.O.B./Pyra+Mythra/Mr. Game & Watch/Sepiroth in the sheets
I like to switch around a lot

Yoshi and Kirby respectively
I just think they're neat.
- Works either way.

MarioKart: Bowser
Smash: Solid Snake (or Link depending on which Smash Bros)
I dunno what the Kart says about me but I am pretty sure my Smash character says my snake is solid and I wanna play with your box.

Pyra / Mythra in Smash. Does that mean I am the big boobies girl in the sheets?

I don't play Kart or Smash because I don't own Nintendo consoles anymore and haven't in a hot decade.
I guess that just makes me old ha. An old fogey not in the streets or in the sheets.
- Asexual hermit
  
  Asexual is a lack of sexual attraction to other people, not whether you have or want sex or not.

Luigi and king dedede
Idk what this implies but I guess I like it?

Yoshi in Mario kart and sheik in smash. What am I like?

Mario in Mario Kart
Roy in Melee
Thoughts...?
- Baaic, slightly cocky? Idk

Baby daisy and random

Yoshi and the villager (the rocket dude).

Drybones for kart and Bowser for smash
yea, I'm that guy nobody likes to play with ;(

Luigi in Mario Kart, Link or Marth or Mewtwo, depending on which Smash game.
- Link if on extacy, Marth if on coke, Mewtwo if on ACID
  ???

104 comments