King Bazinga presents some poetry about how we actually need Supply-Side Cultural Christianity.

When he was an adolescent

Was thrown down stairs, convalescent

Subsequently on the mend

But not enough, I do contend

You could not write a better line

about the heir to a slave mine

Now this is

poetry smoetry 😎

putting the "emetic" in "memetic"

Chuds really, really like the treat printers and lean on them heavily.

I at the least take the time to find the pictures that fit the vibes. These bazinga dipshits just open wide for the firehose.

How long until he's doing crossover features with Peterson?

You know Elon's the type to get blacklisted from brothels because of that one time he tried to brand someone with the SpaceX Tesla logo

To be fair, getting an LLM to rhyme successfully is difficult to prompt engineer, let alone rhyme well.

They sort of did that but then they finished an orbit around the chud gravity well and they're back where they kind of started.

None of the current batch of oligarchs is going to dispose of slave/master dualism. It's a nice thought, but they're just going to do what the masters always do and re-align the slave morality with their own interests. Which means doubling down on religiosity, as Elon is currently doing.

I too dabble in the occasional Dynasty Warriors game, much like our lord and savior Elong

Amazing.

The very divorced sex predator that has shown off the same Baphomet cosplay for two years on the social network site that he bought so he could say slurs without getting banned again has now decided he is also a champion of Christianity.

Fucking clown.

3/5 lines apply to Vaush as well

Are you telling me Weezer writes shit lyrics? (They do.)

Checks out for the type of chud that believes laugh-cry emojis hide his rage.

The would-be god king of le simulation (you know, the known universe) sees everything but his own delusions of grandeur as some kind of religion.

looked up his religious beliefs and it seems he's an atheist/agnostic who subscribes to christianity solely for the vibes and his western world fetish

Elon Musk announced that he's a “big believer in the principles of Christianity” and “a cultural Christian”. Musk's reasons are moral and political – he believes Christianity can boost both happiness and birthrates.

4ch!n greentext seems to imply that "secular religion" means having political or philosophal ideology that cares about other people and wants to improve society somewhat.

Fever dream power fantasies of robot gods of the future? That's just science and applied Bayesianism

It is implying that people don't actually become atheist, but rather that humans fundamentally need religion and that the need cannot be otherwise fulfilled.

It's a common argument from applied "scientists" in culturally religious nations.

In this perspective, "wokeness" is a pathology that arises from being lost and misdirected due to a lack of religiosity, as religiosity is considered by them as a primal human need.

Often, this is a self-directed criticism by the culturally religious: They see a gaping wound where religion in society and history has taken from them, but they see this wound as a void which must be filled with more of the same. And they are unhappy that they have been unable to fill it. They don't understand that it doesn't need filled, but healed. They assume that this void exists in all people and that atheists and agnostics are deficient human beings as a result.

It’s one of those things left intentionally vague so that the audiences can fill in the blank. It echoes MAGA not saying when America was last great or what made it great then. So one person fills in brand identity, another fills in wokeness, another fills in celebrity worship, another fills in big government, etc. The point isn’t coherency, it’s about getting people with wildly different views to think the solution is to turn the clock back.

When do you suppose was the last time Musk read a poem (that was not generated by an LLM)?

Maybe when he saw "Interstellar" and bazinga'd about raging against the dying of the light.

Dont you typically light dope on fire and inhale it?

I dunno. How are you not bored posting your displeasure about it?