anytime someone asks why I'm wearing a mask I say it's because I don't trust the government. they either short circuit long enough for me to walk away or immediately go "hell yeah" and try to fist bump me
This is kind of unironically true. I've been to a couple casinos recently in teh past year or two and they make you take pictures for facial recognition.
I told my landlord during lockdown that his handyman had to wear a mask when he came to my house so he wore a "fuck Biden" mask and I was just like haha I love your mask man fuck that guy