Chappell Roan is cool. She's pro-Palestine (turning down playing the Whitehouse over it) and caught flak this week for saying democrats and republicans are basically the same.
While Roan said she felt this was her one chance to stage such a protest directly in front of the president, she ultimately decided against it after discussing the plan with her publicist. While supportive, her publicist also argued: “You fuck with the president and the government, your security is not the same, and neither is your family’s.”
Compare them to Shohei Ohtani. He got $700m for his 10 year baseball contract. But he's worth it. He's an insanely gifted athlete. Not only is he a pitcher - he became the first player in MLB history to record 50 home runs and 50 stolen bases in a season.
I bet neither Bill nor Hillary could bat for more than .050 .005. And if my some miracle they got on base - there's a zero percent chance they could steal. Although it would be the funniest thing in the world if they tried to.
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Edit - I'm not a sports guy. I realized a .050 average was improbable.
I remember when it came out that uhhh fuck, who was it, Doug Band? Some guy high up in the Clinton Foundation said, in an email, some shit about how they paid for Chelsea's wedding with Clinton Foundation funds
But of course nothing ever came of it, liberals were appeased with "uh he was lying or making it up, duh" and all anyone ever says about the emails is "buttery males" like they're still so mad "something so stupid" cost their queen the election
Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”
The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played
How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?