How would a giraffe weevil wear a tie?

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Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.
- What is wrong with you? If he wears it like A, he’d trip over it constantly.
  
  Please get a psych evaluation.
  
  That's only because he's wearing a comically oversized tie in this example. If he wasn't taking tie tips from a certain American politician then he'd be just fine.
- B
  
  Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.
A

Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.
I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck
C

Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.
- Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.
B

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