Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates
Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates
We live in the weirdest fucking timeline.
164 0 ReplyTruth is stranger than fiction, so they say. But honestly, that's really underselling it, because shit's real fuckin strange.
51 0 ReplyPretty sure about 8 years ago the Onion started writing plain news, and in the last year or so they've moved on to writing the laws of the universe.
8 0 ReplyI didn’t think this phrase would be so prevalent though. Did previous generations go through the same thoughts?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ltkg9/one_of_these_is_a_convicted_felon/
I wouldn't count out Trump jumping into the mix to weirden things up, either.
EDIT: some comments there point out that Snoop Dogg apparently has a history too, so the image is probably a little misleading, but still...
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Holy shit, I thought this was a joke.
20 0 Reply"Hey, Diddy"
"Hey, Coinman"
70 1 ReplyI really need to rewatch that show
5 0 Replyas does everyone
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Two morally confused egotistical millionaires (billionaires?) scheming together in a jail cell? This can not be good.
30 0 ReplyYou forgot sex fiends.
22 0 ReplyThe safe word is "harder."
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Hahaha isn't that place known to be pretty rough?
I love it when evil rich people have to suffer. Its like the best kind of justice. Actual justice.
23 1 ReplyThe wiki page for the prison is pretty interesting. Quite the rogues gallery of convicts who have had a stay there!
11 0 ReplyMan you weren't kidding. The NXIVM sex slavery guy, bunch of mafia guys, R Kelly.
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Send baby oil.
33 3 ReplyIdk if the commissary can keep that much baby oil on site.
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Two pees in a pod
22 1 Reply"like two turds on a blanket." -- Jack Sparrow or some shit
16 1 ReplyI was thinking more of Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny.
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They share a dormitory with other inmates in a prison notorious for bad conditions. By American Standards.
I love you Philip Morris this is not.
17 0 ReplyThe movie that ended with the main character being tortured?
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What are the odds of two billionaires sharing a jail cell? Has it ever happened before? Or I guess SBF is a former billionaire on paper so maybe he doesn't count. Either way, its nice to see the legal system locking up monsters.
7 0 ReplyIdk but it still hasn’t happened.
Diddy was never worth that much and SBF’s worth was built on lies.
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Why
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