I'd wear it with a santa hat like late-December VLC
That's the (Christmas) spirit!
There's a larger cone man out of frame trying to coax the hatchlings across the street
That's what you get for getting jimson weed laced with salvia, instead of regular ol' weed. "C'mon, it'll be fun, let's try something new!", they said...
Where can I buy a cone costume?
there's usually one baby sized on a statue in Glasgow
Let's do this thing!! https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=traffic+cone+costume+cheap&ia=web
One does not simply buy a cone costume