I for one welcome our new fluffy overlord.
WTF what happened to Larry? What is this treason?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/larry-the-cat-downing-street-death-b2602158.html
Downing Street officials are preparing a “media plan” to announce the eventual passing of Larry the cat.
Larry has become a widely loved fixture of Downing Street and is often seen outside the door to Number 10 during major political events and news broadcasts.
The 17-year-old ‘chief mouser’ is thought to be in his final years, having already outlived the average lifespan for a tabby cat.
While one source said that, at present, Larry is “doing OK”, another said: “We felt it had to be handled so sensitively.”
An extra fun fact:
The cat, who was adopted from Battersea Cats Home, was first brought into Downing Street by David Cameron as a pet for his children and has since outlasted five prime ministers.
Weren’t like three of them the same week?
Edit: pretty sure the kitten has already lasted longer than Lettuce Lady,
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Outlast 5 prime ministers isn't really an accomplishment as the cat has been living there for 17 years, but thinking about it more makes me realise it should be at most 3 prime ministers in normal time, and one even lose to a lettuce.
Larry isn't a young cat. Steps need to be taken to ensure continuity of government.
They better give him a funeral as big as lizzy else us ex-colonial gonna invade them back >:(
It's a little reassuring to see that Starmer makes the cat's hairs stand on end too, not just mine.
Always trust a cat.
Shut up and take my classified materials!!!
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Finally, a leader than can actually stands behind actual Labour policy.
