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1y ago

Tony Hawk Pro Skater: Parenthood

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Making the fourth panel a drawing, coward behaviour right there

Dangerous asf. Imagine that you are going too fast and hit a wall 💀
- I'm sure you'd be fine, the baby will absorb most of the impact.
  
  crumple zone
  
  The forbidden organic airbag.
  
  And it has a helmet, they will be fine...
- You just have to hit X to wall plant and turn around, and you won't even drop your combo.
- A wall? All it takes is a pea sized pebble.

Happy Wheels?
- "Alright, so we're playing the only game where Florida man has a penchant for exploding into tiny gator shaped giblets..."
  "It's Happy Wheels."

She's taking her kid to Danny Daycare.
- This man is a treasure! He's always so creative, showing Scotland's great features

Meanwhile I'm living in a country where every baby stroller is built like an offroad vehicle cause our sidewalks have more holes in them than levelled pavement. So this would be pretty much unusable.

Darkslides are not recommended
- SECRET TAPE UNLOCKED
  ... But at what cost

Do a kick flip!

How do you stop?
- And break your combo?

if bad maneuver or hitting an obstacle, the one at most risk is the child, most parents won't like that, at least im hoping

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