🎶He tried to kill Trump with a forklift~🎶 (olé!)

Damn, someone Trump with a forklift might be the funniest possible assassination. They only thing that would beat it is something explicitly slapstick, like some guy throws a pie at him and the ss dives to save him but accidentally shoves him out a nearby window

Isn't the car really heavy too since it's like bomb proof?

the liberal killdozer

Always a good reminder when you get caught trying to

https://youtu.be/uqo5RYOp4nQ

those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

maybe that was the idea. trump would be held securely upside-down long enough for the upper band of his diaper to fail and leak out several pounds of partially digested Filet O Fish, more than enough for him to aspirate on.

This is the truest form of proletariat resistance! All us forklift certified comrades salute you!

Smarter move would have been to outfit the forklift with some sort of rocket boosters ala Just Cause

Ouch, I guess if he just never mentioned Trump they might not check but there was probably some incriminating searches on his phone or something. Whole situation sounds like drugs or untreated mental illness.

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Gregory Lee

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