"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"

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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

This is my favorite store in the citadel

These words are accepted

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

Good news everyone!

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

Dammit Jim!

That's rough, buddy.

i use arch btw

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

Griffith!!

I'll be in my bunk

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

Can I get a rock and stone?

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

I am that guy

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

No luck catching them swans then?

*sigh* Bapenada?

You hear about Pluto?

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

Machine, turn back now

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

Complete Global Saturation

Get up.

"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."

So what is it?

That causes nasal demons

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

"Barry, other Barry"

Just who the hell do you think I am?!

turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)

Basically... Run

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

Best block, no be there.

There. The circle of stupidity is complete.

RASENGAN

pootis

So say we all.

Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance

Käse oder Schinken...

We'll bang, ok?

Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?

You hear about pluto?

temba, his arms open.

"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"

Or

"You have to be realistic "

Wow hi bonjour

"You wouldn't throw a rat"

Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!

There are other receivers.

When you fucking see it!

from nowhere, mankind can't go there

Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.

Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.

$14.99 🦀

And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.

What a lovely butler he's so violent.

And thats why you always leave a note

We are the hammer

Ave, true to Caesar.

It's ticking all the boxes.