Friendship is Universal

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And as far as we know we didn't even have to send Kirk back in time to get it with a stolen bird of prey!
- All we need is some nuclear wessels, and transparent aluminum.
  
  I don't know much about kirby lore but I know enough to know that this is probably verbatim something that happened.
- Homer speaks to Bart meme: As far as we know, today.
Sadly, his new friend is obsessed with whale puns and other lame dad-jokes.

“Hey buddy! You hungry? I’d krill for something to eat right now! ha!”
- Aw don't cry buddy! You can always baleen on me!
  
  If you couldn't tell I'm telling these jokes on porpoise !
CQ CQ, Whale on 52hz please respond.
- You're 599 off the coast of Monterey
- Sorry, looking for DX only
Prob a catfish with an AI generated whale call.
- A Russian submarine getting back at another dissident whale since the spy whale compromised the entire network before dying
Apparently not but mostly inconclusive.

https://www.iflscience.com/fact-check-has-the-world-s-loneliest-whale-finally-found-a-friend-65797
"New phone, who dis?"
Fuck you, Tony!
- That's a nice fire
Aaawww 🥰
He found a female at random. The new call is his child.
Yesssssss

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