Tanking a campaign

I'm guessing it was his idea, and they couldn't convince him not to do it.

The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.

Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: "Salutations, fellow human"

I'm suspecting McDonald's paid him for this publicity stunt. (You know, like him posing with beans in the oval office.) Although, him being a loser and a bad business man, they may have convinced him to do it for free or for an hamberder or so. "You can keep all the fries you make." 😆

If he loses the election that's the picture everyone will go with. Although he's still dangerously close to winning.

I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

He looks like the "ding fries are done" guy

He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.

Doctor Who rules don't apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.

How do you like your covfefe?

Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed-and-breed"[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater...that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I've never heard "rest and digest" or "feed and breed" as comparable to "fight or flight". I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

"Feed and breed" will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

It's for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it's like to be working class.

It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.

The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.

We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost

/s

Yeah, it's sad and hilarious that he thinks this will help him look relatable instead of like an out-of-touch dipshit who has never worked an honest day's labor in his life.

He'd be the funniest pathetic clown in America if he weren't a fascist reactionary who morons hail as their savior.

That's actually funny, people just missed the joke.