Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Lol, such weak minded pussies, let me explain. For reference, that number is very roughly half of all atoms on earth. If you had that kind of money in cash, it would be larger than earth, it would be heavier than the sun and fucking obliterate our solar system. It's absolute lunacy, so they could have gone further and got more out of it. Like asking for a googol dollars (a 1 with a hundred zeros), not only is it actually funny (a play on Google's name), but that would finally be enough to nuke the entire observable universe. But no, turns out fascists aren't creative and their statements are just the result of rabies.

I just feel bad for the IT guy that has to desperately make a computer system that hasn’t been funded since the invention of computers handle this bullshit math and giant numbers.

Google will soon owe Russia a googol

Doctor evil sure has went down hill.

Twenty Sextillion FYI

For those wondering how the hell the number got so stupidly large, starting somewhere in 2022:

The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

By week 20 Google was already "owing" over 1 billion dollars and over 1 trillion by week 30. So expect the funny number to keep growing just because.

In any case, I don't think Google will come back to Russia anytime soon. Probably nothing to be gained there anyway.

It's no surprise there aren't any good standup comics in Russia.

The best comic relief they have is running the country lmao

Russia just can't help making a joke out of itself...

They should start a payment plan. $5 per day.

The current amount would be paid off by Saturday, April 11, 10951628027954030802047011389440

Just wait a few more weeks. Eventually when the value reaches ≈ $5.93 x 10^66
then, paying in gold, that would be such a huge ball it would create a black hole in which we could send putSSin and any other russians who would like to be crushed ... or more simply crush him by any other means.

I guess we should start a gofundme for google ?

i'll give all the schrutebucks that i can muster

20 decillion is more than the GDP of the entire earth by many orders of magnitude.

To put that into perspective, the World Bank estimates global GDP as around $100 trillion, which is peanuts compared to the prospective fine. Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow.

Seems a bit suspect.

You owe the Russian government $20 that's you're problem. You owe the Russian government $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that's their problem.

Please learn to exponent. 20 • 10^³³^ So much more clear

Lmao

That's... More than all of the value of everything on earth, combined.

By a lot.

Google buys Russia

Lol it's not an onion article!
How do you do this as a country and think anyone will respect anything you threaten again?

...rubles

Texaco when you call them out for enslaving people

Russia helping the US government force google to boycott russia.

considering the track record they should start putting "courts" in quotes when discussing Russia.

Twenty decillion rubles, best we can do is $3.50

Imagine Google just goes completely rampage mode and buys a fuck ton of drones and these Robot-Dogs with guns attached and lays fucking waste to Russia. This would be such an Deus ex machina to end this war.

Lmao broke css that's how long the number is

I might expect this kind of pissantry from North Korea, but Russia?

You'd think Mr. Google would just have a little accident out an 8th floor window.

They must have taken into account the future inflation rates when they expect to receive the payment..

So what does this mean for any existing business they do in Russia? I’m thinking mainly android / play store and things like YouTube?

That's in Ruzzian Rubles, in the civilized world we refer to that as: two flat stones.

the internet in russia must be so good now

Is that in USD or in rubles?

"The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week. Owing to compound interest..."

Let's try one of their favorite retorts. No, u!

That equates to 1 googol rubles

Russian government is near collapse if this shit is true. What a fucking pathetic joke they all are over there.

It goes off my screen, it it 2 googol?

https://youtu.be/BRAkobf-tVI?si=fMXwDcOHU7SAXndb

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